I don’t trust people who don’t let their animals sleep on their bed.

My dog is too small and if he jumped off my bed his legs would break :(

19.Apr.14 43 minutes ago


drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

(Source: snapchatting, via billyelliotshipper)

19.Apr.14 46 minutes ago


yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via ismiseangoddamnbatman)

18.Apr.14 1 hour ago